Harvey Koo (Hong Kong, AC09-11), Laura Brouwer (The Netherlands, AC09-11)
A known fact: those friendly off-the-counter prescriptions that seemingly cure every single ailment known to man also have the coincident tendency of imparting interesting side-effects. Interestingly, the aftereffects of a Model United Nations are of a comparable nature. Trust us, both are difficult to stop once they start, and almost always they cause the victim to combust in shame.
In the case of post-MUN, you find a barely noticeable yet soon irresistible inclination to speak in third person, which for interested parties in need for a bigger ego. Furthermore, in everyday conversation you find a talent for eloquence that you never even realized you possessed, when you ‘express your concern’ for an impending economic assignment, ‘urging immediate action’, and ‘realizing’ that this concern ‘has been reiterated’ since September and finally ‘condemn with regret’ anyone but you. Obviously, the symptoms above correspond with speech, but lo and behold your limbs are also affected. In particular, you find yourself reaching for that piece of paper (plaque) deeming you as someone important, but when people interrupt, you are not only scandalized, but are forced to take solace to the only similar object you can find in the near vicinity in the dining hall: a salt dispenser. Continue reading